So my neighbor is a nurse right, and she works with a lot of elderly patients and stuff. So there’s this one patient, and his skin was so thin from taking a drug called coumadin that he got cuts and bled really really easily. So he had to wear these funny looking arm protector things just so he wouldn’t accidentally bump himself anymore and get cuts. So my neighbor felt bad and went to the store and bought him those fake tattoo arm sleeves that you see people wearing when they need tattoos for costumes of whatever, and she put them on his arm protectors and now he walks around the hospital with his walker all proud and happy again.
^^^^^ This is the most awesome thing I’ve ever read.